More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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