You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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