Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
operation have a gay friend backfired
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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