What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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