i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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