nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
