Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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