Do vagina's smell?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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