Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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