you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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