Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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