didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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