If i come over, it means nothing
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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