her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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