And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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