Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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