It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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