I hate all girls vehemently.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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