So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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