I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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