In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
