Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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