He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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