Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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