have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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