did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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