it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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