I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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