idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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