In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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