oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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