the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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