I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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