if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
