I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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