Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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