She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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