put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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