He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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