I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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