well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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