me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I supernannyed him into submission
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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