susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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