Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Randomize
