i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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