Buhtt sex?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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