I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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