Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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