It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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