yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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