Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
someone owes me an orgasm
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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